February 2012
Do we seriously need a news report to tell us how...
Critical thinking - now with advertisements.
Quiches, man.
Watchjoshishollywood:
h0ttndanger0us:
GIRLS THAT NEED TO LEARN TO RESPECT THEMSELVES. REBLOG IF U AGREE!
Man do you ever just see a video title and know it’s going to be good before you even hit play
@1:16 “all I’m gonna say about” then why does your obnoxious voice keep playing for another minute
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guys, this is too much information.
porn blogs have reminded me that i really do wish i could orgasm from penetration
like
i definitely get my fair share of orgasms but it’s like i’ll never feel that connection with alex of getting off through the same physical motions just GAWD
i’ve def found my own g-spot
but it just feels like funny poking
i am a sad clam
old friends and muthafuckin pomegranate frutistas
Ya'll should report this tumblr:...
mandapolos:
homobot23:
megachiropteran:
wifwolf:
And, obviously, do not go to that URL if you don’t want to vomit everywhere.
They just reblogged a photo of mine (calling me a “cute little plaything”) and I feel physically ill.
…WHAT THE FUCK. Reporting. Signal boosting.
oh geez
reporting and signal boosting.
URL not found. Has the orc been slain?
Send me a dirty question. If I'm too embarrassed...
thegoddamazon:
ohoho
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things that I will not allow my children to have...
chuck palahniuk books
david lynch movies
these things upset me, & my goal is to eventually forget that they exist
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I just paused a song to answer a text.
I have actually spent most of this weekend in bed.
HOMEWORK GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
I am a well-adjusted person.
I have the worst pain tolerance, probably.
Because half of it is the pain itself and half is my panic about the cause.
& I just cried about painful swallowing.
http://agniology.tumblr.com/post/17903272084/i-see →
agniology:
i
see
tw: things that shouldn’t be in a vagina BUT OP AND I ARE OF THE SAME MIND
I've just seen a map of the United States.
voldemortoutbitches:
HOW
WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!?
IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD:
AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE
BAM
BOXES
WHY
HOW
WHEN!?!?!?!??
are you fucking that graphic is probably a joke but NEW YORK NEXT TO TEXAS REALLY RELLY
“Do you know I—-? She’s a total bitch! She got an abortion on the March for Life...”
– Blair, my roommate (via dianaindisguise)
*gasp* the horror that she exercised her right to bodily autonomy and her right to choose on a day that assholes want to revoke those rights.
(via stfuhypocrisy)
total bitch? more like total badass (via agniology)
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oh my god
Kobe is prepared to exit
mierda
fuck
already preparing cathartic music for this fall
I should be less angry at this point.
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I’m too young and jobless to do this much online shopping
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MY EMOTIONS
oh my fucking god i don’t know how I’m going to survive leaving my best friends and my boyfriend at FSU while I camp out across the state.
It’s going to take so much willpower not to curl up in my dorm and refuse social contact
and not do something irrational and masochistic when he moves on to someone else.
I really don’t know.
[man in camo jacket sitting in an old car]
radio: tears for fears
It’s just too much to ask that I have an unharshed mellow, isn’t it?