December 2010
deliriousliberation:
wwiao:
O.M.F.G.
deliriousliberation:
wwiao:
O.M.F.G.
Quaintise: when people compare their relationships... →
00pmb:charlsye:wherestheinnocence:
I’m sorry did you ever read it
Everybody
dies
There’s this new movie coming out for kids that’s BASED on Romeo and Juliet but the characters are all gnomes and my biffle turned to me and said “How is THAT supposed to end?!”
I…
lmaolmaoaomal. The one time I compared a relationship to Romeo/Juliet strictly to demonstrate how someone else was...
Quaintise: when people compare their relationships... →
00pmb:charlsye:wherestheinnocence:
I’m sorry did you ever read it
Everybody
dies
There’s this new movie coming out for kids that’s BASED on Romeo and Juliet but the characters are all gnomes and my biffle turned to me and said “How is THAT supposed to end?!”
I…
lmaolmaoaomal. The one time I compared a relationship to Romeo/Juliet strictly to demonstrate how someone else was...
Watchobsessionful:
immalilmonster:romaan:
Nicki Minaj - “Monster” music video (just her part)
She stole everything. She fucking killed it!
Nicki fucking Minaj.
FUCK WHAT HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRM
Watchobsessionful:
immalilmonster:romaan:
Nicki Minaj - “Monster” music video (just her part)
She stole everything. She fucking killed it!
Nicki fucking Minaj.
FUCK WHAT HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRM
Think women have achieved equality? Think again. →
fuckuturn:
We Can’t Be Equal While:
Gender Roles
Men are the default and women are the Other (and therefore lesser).
Being called “girly” or a “sissy” or “pussy” are some of the worst insults you can give a man.
When a woman shows confidence in herself, she is said to “have balls”, or conversely she is a “man-eater”, “ball-buster”, or a “bitch” because she was “too” assertive.
Men are beat...
Think women have achieved equality? Think again. →
fuckuturn:
We Can’t Be Equal While:
Gender Roles
Men are the default and women are the Other (and therefore lesser).
Being called “girly” or a “sissy” or “pussy” are some of the worst insults you can give a man.
When a woman shows confidence in herself, she is said to “have balls”, or conversely she is a “man-eater”, “ball-buster”, or a “bitch” because she was “too” assertive.
Men are beat...
WHAT THE FAUK
1:17 AM.
THE ONE NIGHT I NEED A LOT OF SLEEP BECAUSE I HAVE TO BE AWAKE AT 8 IN THE MORNING.
TUMBLRRRRRRRRRRRR THIS IS WHY I STAYED AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
“Segun el Sr. Gerken, el matrimonio no existira como institucion para el ano 2015.” is a sentence from my Spanish book.
Come the fuck on, now. That’s dumb.
nothing like a Chuck Palahniuk book to make you...
the moment where you accidentally use studying as...
[cleaning up books in the living room while my boyfriend cleans up in the bathroom.]
boyfriend's dad [in thick german accent]: what, you are done learning?
me: uh, yeah.
boyfriend's dad: really?
me: yeah, um. I'll finish up at home, but everything Nik could help me with, he did.
boyfriend's dad: hehehehe.
You have not lived until you've heard a lifelong-smoker German say, 'hehehehe.'
holy. shynda.
how, at the age of /sixteen/, do i happen upon a bisexual, crossdressing, sex-positive, orally fixated, submissive, pro-open-relationship guy?
the odds. oh, the odds.