December 2011
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#occupytoilet
ftmark: I'm Just A Beggar with Bandwidth →
ftmark:
So here’s the deal folks:
A while back I took a good job, or so I thought. I was doing poverty outreach work, my co-workers were nice, I felt good about what I was doing, and I also finally felt accepted in a workplace. As a queer transman, I’ve had some not-so-great work experiences, but (even…
electric blanket + bare legs
C:
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo fuckin wrecked me.
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bf on cafeteria christians
alex: it's hypocritical. i mean, if I believed had to follow all of those rules to get to heaven, I'd do it.
me: uh
alex: That's awesome! Living forever, doing whatever you want-
me: minus gay sex
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a concise summary
offspring: hey, what about-
parent: no
offspring: um
parent: because fuck you
Maybe I don’t know what it’s like to come home not slightly sore bc sex always turns into a marathon affair.
bango-bongo asked: I DON'T SMELL LIKE EGGS BIAAATCH.
Malena is special
She is so special guise
Super special
And she smells like eggs
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Dumb Things White People Say: tenmorereasons... →
dumbthingswhitepplsay:
tenmorereasons replied to your post: Okay. Sorry for all the questions, but by “raised white” do you mean privileged or disregarding the non-white culture or something else? Not to give you my life story, but my mom’s Asian and was born in S. Korea, while my dad is white and was born in America. I’m pretty much as much of a privileged douchebag as any other white...
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i've got a fire burning: The Internal Clitoris →
thiscuntsays:
grrrlvirus:
Consider this: In over five million years of human evolution, only one organ has come to exist for the sole purpose of providing pleasure – the clitoris. It is not required for reproduction. It doesn’t have a urethra running through it like the penis, and thus, does not urinate. Its sole function – its singular, wonderful purpose – is to make a woman feel...
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Lawl I am either a lightweight or very prone to the placebo effect.
I wish I were drunk
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Holy jesus
Reason #12 I wish I were more fit physically: so I could threaten the people that fuck with my friends.
I have a limited capacity to deal with all this bullshit.
Gettin rude over Facebook
bc I fucking can and this kid’s a weenie
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“I’m always looking forward to lesbians.”
welp
This World Lit paper is a little second-wave
but I’m honestly not going to change much of anything
and i have to draw a fucking invitation
what the fuck
don't be a douche what would jesus do
he’d say
GIVE THE JEW GIRL TOYS
Positives of the sick day
Discovering Frasier
That’s it.
bango-bongo asked: I was afraid I was going to run out of characters in that message cus it gave me a countdown thing. I really should finish my paper but I'm afraid it sounds just as rambly as these messages. AND I HAVE TO DO MACBETH INVITATION. MY ONLY IDEA IS A DAGGER FUCK DAGGERS THATS SUCH A SHITTY IDEA GODDAMN
bango-bongo asked: omg taylor I'm questioning my whole existence because my brain is so tired. I'm going to slap you tomorrow when I see you if I remember and it'll be so funny. And then I think I'll crawl into a practice room and sleep until fourth period. But I have to go to senior lunch, shit why isn't it during fourth period. FUCK EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T TIED DOWN. lol its funny cus...
YES OH MY GOD
HE’S CLEAN
YES
IT’S GOING DOWN
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So I turned on all the lights in my house. When my mom came home, she was all “What, are you afraid of the dark?”
Guys.
I’m actually afraid of the dark.
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....
I cleaned my reed. Cleaned it. Stuck in a knife and scraped out all the accumulated dead skin and disgusting shit.
And it now plays flat.
Jesus fucking Christ I hate the oboe.
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I don't holla.
However, I do sigh wistfully. So that’s a thing.
vikkiage:
fagglet:
mimi-memek0:
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
lmfao
…I’m going to do this to someone. This is too funny.
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