March 2012
February 2012
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going through my phone calendar and predicting sharkweeks
3: graduation and Alex’s bday happen during sharkweeks
ballsacks
GAWD
I really want to watch that scooby doo porn
judge me all you like the dog’s not actually involved
Otherkin
Man, idk
I got some feels
Like, it’s their identity, which i am loath to try to regulate (particularly as a pansexual Latina with passing privilege on both counts) but it just seems….escapist to me, which is why I don’t want to harass otherkin.
But the other part of it is hearing the argument that otherkin are just trying to create an identity that appeals to them and creates...
what a magnificent fuck-up I have executed.
audreyparker:
they really should have just genderswapped both sherlock and watson because seriously, how awesome would that be.
but now we just have a show that’s going to end up in a long list of shows that are man/woman partnerships. the x-files, bones, castle, etc etc etc
Rizzoli & Isles basically
God dammit.
I’m stuck.
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thegestianpoet:
thehalfbloodgranger:
It’s not like the Harry Potter series impacted the lives of two or three generations.
They don’t deserve any awards, nah.
uh but there’s this thing that happens where even if a lot of people like a movie it has to have a high standard of quality as a film to win an oscar
ahahahahahahahahahahajajaja
found in comment section of curlynikki.com
agniology:
offbeatorbit:
salongirl said…
I do a DC treatment once a week, sometimes twice in winter. I mix:
half an avocado
two tablespoons olive oil
one whole egg (or sometimes when I can, believe it or not, semen, which works better than egg white on my hair for protein and doesn’t flake out later)
two tablespoons honey
This makes my hair really shiney and soft, and it lasts all week....
tina-fasian asked: 1. you are adorable 2. your blog and my blog are basically one in the same 3. hi i am bec
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dick physicist: What Lot's Wife Would Have Said... →
eating-poetry:
Do you remember when we met in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless, and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing you, when we were young, and blushed with youth like bruised fruit. Did we care then what our neighbors did in the dark?
When our first…
My tiger, my heart: Made Rebloggable upon Request... →
girl-germs:
TRIGGER WARNING: molestation, child abuse
fuckyeahsexeducation:
Anon: What does this mean “The way we start forcing our children to go through unwanted contact that teaches them young that their bodies aren’t their own.’
FYSE: (TW: molestation, child abuse) As soon as a child is born…
yeah. ever since my grandmother playfully scolded me at 15 for asking her to stop...
I love having dreams about food.
There was like, a grilled cheese sandwich, something with olives, and some kind of delicious crepe shit
LOVE DREAMS ABOUT FOOD
Do we seriously need a news report to tell us how...
Critical thinking - now with advertisements.
Quiches, man.
Watchjoshishollywood:
h0ttndanger0us:
GIRLS THAT NEED TO LEARN TO RESPECT THEMSELVES. REBLOG IF U AGREE!
Man do you ever just see a video title and know it’s going to be good before you even hit play
@1:16 “all I’m gonna say about” then why does your obnoxious voice keep playing for another minute
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guys, this is too much information.
porn blogs have reminded me that i really do wish i could orgasm from penetration
like
i definitely get my fair share of orgasms but it’s like i’ll never feel that connection with alex of getting off through the same physical motions just GAWD
i’ve def found my own g-spot
but it just feels like funny poking
i am a sad clam
old friends and muthafuckin pomegranate frutistas
Ya'll should report this tumblr:...
mandapolos:
homobot23:
megachiropteran:
wifwolf:
And, obviously, do not go to that URL if you don’t want to vomit everywhere.
They just reblogged a photo of mine (calling me a “cute little plaything”) and I feel physically ill.
…WHAT THE FUCK. Reporting. Signal boosting.
oh geez
reporting and signal boosting.
URL not found. Has the orc been slain?
Send me a dirty question. If I'm too embarrassed...
thegoddamazon:
ohoho
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things that I will not allow my children to have...
chuck palahniuk books
david lynch movies
these things upset me, & my goal is to eventually forget that they exist
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I just paused a song to answer a text.
I have actually spent most of this weekend in bed.
HOMEWORK GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
I am a well-adjusted person.
I have the worst pain tolerance, probably.
Because half of it is the pain itself and half is my panic about the cause.
& I just cried about painful swallowing.
http://agniology.tumblr.com/post/17903272084/i-see →
agniology:
i
see
tw: things that shouldn’t be in a vagina BUT OP AND I ARE OF THE SAME MIND
I've just seen a map of the United States.
voldemortoutbitches:
HOW
WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!?
IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD:
AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE
BAM
BOXES
WHY
HOW
WHEN!?!?!?!??
are you fucking that graphic is probably a joke but NEW YORK NEXT TO TEXAS REALLY RELLY
